#33 Chillin With Chorizo
Episode #33
On this weeks episode Steve and Mike announce giveaway winners and talk food! Listen closely and you can hear their stomachs grumbling. What do you eat when you’re stoned? They also announce this week’s giveaway! Call us and rev your engine. It’s summertime so all you men (some broads too) are getting your toys out for the summer. When you fire that bitch up give it a couple extra raps for us into your phone. You could win a Koozies and Coasters prize pack. Send your audio mayhem to 225-800-3175! Go to IKnowMyRights.com to see the prize pack and to grab some other Steve Jessup merch!
#32 Summertime Is For Fingering
Episode #32
On this episode Steve talks about summer vacation! All the good things you remember from being young in the summer. We also learn the proper tecniuque to finger like a pro. Steve announces this week’s giveaway. Answer this weeks trivia question to win a prize pack of “Koozies and Coasters”. Send your answer to Jesup@IKnowMyRights.com or call or text 225-800-3175. Grab some fresh ass Jessup merchandise at IKnowMyRights.com
#31 Snatch Crumpets
Episode #31
In episode 31 the guys get a lot of work done. They talk about the Queen of England and her horrible snatch. The guys also discuss a story about a couple guys that found 50 kilos of blow. They wrap up a few of the giveaways from precious episodes. This weeks giveaway is for a picture that represents “Whiskey Weed Women’ cover all three bases in the photo and then post it to Instagram with the #SteveJessupPodcast to win! Check out the prize pack /bag o swag on IKnowMyRights.com. Email us at Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com or call us at 225-800-3175
#30 Horizontal ASMR
Episode #30
This week’s episode contains another world’s first! Steve Jessup continues to break the rules of podcasting. The guys also dabble in the ASMR game. A new career for Mike? Give us a call 225-800-3175 or send us an e-mail at Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com
#29 Impacted Urethras And Taking D
Episode #29
On episode #29 the guys talk about taking a “Do Over” on life. What it would be like to come back as a woman and other nonsense. The standard amount of weed smoking and shit talking you’ve come to expect from Steve Jessup. They also announce the new giveaway for this week. Email us (Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com) or call us (225-800-3175) with your best homemade pipe builds! Check out the prize pack and pick up some Steve Jessup merch at IKnowMyRights.com
#28 Whisper In A Helicopter
Episode #28
On this weeks episode from a secret location we learn where Steve learned to whisper. We also talk directly to the listeners that are on treadmills and trains. We discuss this weeks giveaway, Send us your Steve Jessup impressions and we will pick our favorite! Winner gets a prize pack worth $150. See what you win at IKnowMyRights.com! You can leave your impression on the voicemail 225-800-3175 or email the show at Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com. Also rate and write a review for the show on iTunes!
#27 A Real Dick Practitioner
Episode #27
On this episode the guys are talking about penises again. What’s the best lubricant? How much is too much? These and many other important questions will be answered on this weeks episode. Plenty of weed and booze to go around. Just a reminder we are looking for theme songs for the podcast as well as sexy voicemails. You can leave either on our voicemail at 225-800-3175 or email us at Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com. See the prize pack and pick up some more merchandise at IKnowMyRights.com
#26 Fold-overs And Fruit Fornication
Episode #26
You’re not going to believe what happens on today’s episode of Down By The River. The guys get stoned and talk about stupid shit again. Are fold-overs the best type of sandwich? What is a fold-over? What’s the best fruit to have sex with? All of these questions will be answered on today’s episode. Steve and Mike also announce the new giveaway for this week. Call us with your sexiest voice mail message! 225-800-3175 Leave us a hot message and if we get a boner you get a bag of swag. To see what is included in the swag bag go to IKnowMyRights.com. Rate the show and write a review on iTunes and be our best friend.
#25 When You're Too High To Podcast
Episode #25
The guys may have been a little too stoned to record this episode but they did it anyway. They then proceed to get even higher throughout the show. Steve announces this weeks giveaway! We are asking you to make a theme song for the podcast! If we choose your theme song you will receive the swag bag with $150 worth of Steve Jessup merchandise. Send your entries to Jessup@IKnowMyRights.com! To see a picture of what you can win go to IKnowMyRights.com!
#24 The 420 Extravaganja Y'all
Episode #24
It’s the official stoner holiday! Celebrate 420 with Steve and Mike on this very special episode of Down By the River! The guys rip hits like a mofo and Steve’s neighbhor Kent fires off some rounds to celebrate. The boys take a weed quiz and get some learning done. Tag Steve (@DuiSteve) in an Instagram post to show us how you celebrate 420 this weekend! Steve will pick a favorite post and give away a Lid O Merch worth over $150 on the next episode! You can check out pictures of what’s in the Swag Bag at IKnowMyRights.com HAPPY 420!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#23 Hose Out Your Box
Episode #23
This week the guys talk about first dates with women. How do we talk to these beings. Also a big surprise happens twice in this episode. It tool 23 episodes for this to happen. It’s an Easter egg hunt for you. Plenty of weed and booze as well. Please write a review of the show on iTunes if you have a second. Also go to IKnowMyRights.com for wonderful Steve Jessup merchandise.
#22 Zip Tie Hemorrhoid
Episode #22
Did you know you could use a zip-tie to remove a hemorrhoid? The guys hang outside on a nice day down by the river. Smoking some Girls Scout Cookies since it is that time of the year. Roll one up and smoke along to the show. Grab some merch at IKnowMyRights.com
#21 Tongue Punch And A Milking Table
Episode #21
In this episode the guys talk about a really big problem that Mike is having. It’s hard to believe but he may have watched all of the porn. As usual important topics come up along the way. The guys smoke weed and discuss tongue punching buttholes, milking tables and plenty of other perfectly reasonable things to discuss. Check out IKnowMyRights.com for Steve Jessup merchandise. write a review and rate the show on iTunes.
#20 Craps Is Crap And Shit
Episode #20
In this episode Steve attempts to teach Mike how to play craps. Mike cannot figure it out because craps fucking sucks. The guys also drink and smoke weed, I promise. Call us at 225-800-3175 or text us pictures of your tits. Write a review on iTunes and rate the show. Tell a friend if you have any. Snake eyes motherfucker.
#19 Mushroom Pills And Hooker Panties
Episode #19
Better late than never! We apologize for missing the Tuesday 4:20 AM release of this week’s episode. Steve and Mike discuss the Trailer Park Boys Cruise that Steve performed on last week. Steve weaves a tale of drug use and partying with new friends he met on the ship. Hear all about it in this weeks episode of Down By The River. Write arevies and rate the show on iTunes if you want to go to heaven. IKnowMyRights.com for merchandise!
#18 Waxing A Pig
Episode #18
In this episode the guys talk about spending money on clothes. Mike tells the story of buying his son $180 shoes and the guys discuss what else he could have spent that money on. They also talk about Steve’s dream job of waxing snatches. Write a review and rate the show on iTunes please. IKnowMyRights.com for merch and tour dates!
#17 Fat Tuesday Spectacular
Episode #17
Happy Fat Tuesday! The guys discuss the origin of Mardi Gras and how it has changed over the years. The guys also get an e-mail from “Olivia” with a bunch of nonsense in it. Never trust the enemy. Always a carny and never a rube. Check out the Steve Jessup merchandise at IKnowMyRights.com
#16 If It Fits In Your Box It's Free
Episode #16
In this episode Steve and Mike discuss Mike’s unfortunate car troubles on the way home from a recent gig. They also talk about the sacred place known as the salvage yard. Women just wouldn’t understand. Plus Steve built a new workbench that’s the shit! In a couple weeks Steve will be on the Trailer Park Boys cruise! March 6-10! IKnowMyRights.com for details and MMMMEEEERRRCCCCHHHH!
#15 Bezos Box And Chest Hair
Episode #15
Talk about embarrassing, Mike tells the most horrific story about a girl he slept with in Vegas. The guys discuss Steve Bezos’ ex-wife and all the dick she’s going to be dodging now that she’s an overnight billionaire. Remember, Steve is going to be on The Trailer Park Boys Cruise Mar 6-10. Get more info and Jessup merch at IKnowMyRights.com. Check out the latest episode of Whiskey Weed Women on YouTube!
#14 Eric Got Laid And You Can Too
Episode #14
In episode #14 Steve and Mike discuss Steve’s dog acting like a bitch. They also listen to voicemails from the listeners and read a solid ass e-mail from a fan named Eric. The Trailer Park Boys Cruise is right around the corner! March 6-10, go to IKnowMytRights.com for more details. Grab some Steve Jessup merchandise while you’re on the site. Write a review and rate the podcast on iTunes please!
